Ron      Stroke City resident born and raised. Ron embraces his home town while leaving his own unique stain on the tapestries. It's not that Ron starts the mishaps he finds himself in so much as he just rolls with 'em. Unphased and oblivious, Ron is the character you wish your friend was. He probably wouldn't like you, though. He's kind of a dick.      Jeremy      Boob-eyed and bushy-tailed: Jeremy is Stroke City's newest resident. Jeremy's just trying to enjoy himself but he's clearly hanging out with people who are much too advanced at "fun-having". Maybe he should start with drinking wholesome milk out of a sippy-straw before taking a double shot of Stroke City.      Moose      Stroke City's go-to guy. Need girl advice? Want help lifting something heavy? Need somebody to play catapult with? Go see Moose...though he'll almost certainly give you a "meh" and send you on your way. Unless if there is alcohol and girls involved. That guy seriously has a problem...and a gift.