Stroke City eBlast

Hello Folks

Hello out there, StrokeCity residents. I'm just here to test out some new features that Redfield has been installing. Even if you hate the site or don't even know about the site and have yet to discover and develop your hatred for it, you have to give Redfield credit for his hard work, continuing optimism, and the ability to pull through even in tough times.

As you may have realized, Stroke City has been going through a lot of re-development. Maybe you haven't noticed because it's mostly behind the scenes, but we have a few "down-town renovations" in progress as I type (this newly streamlined blogging system being one of them).

As City officials, Redfield and I are not here to make crazy promises in an effort to goad you into getting your hopes up. That is not our job. That is not what we do.

That being said, we PROMISE you great things! Crazy, magical, insane things! And your city will deliver! Otherwise, may the citizens speak their minds through their voting at the next election!*

Until next update,

Whiskey Johnson
(Your humble city official)

*the City uses an electoral college system, not a popular vote. Also, most elections take place in the form of a drinking contest.


Posted by Whiskey Johnson on Tuesday, July 15, 2008 at 12:07 PM
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