City News entry for Monday, January 22nd, 2007
Man, we haven’t updated in so long that the “Comics” folder in My Documents actually has dust on it! Oh wait…that’s just porn site related viral glitching.
It must be Easter Monday because we’re back with another sporadic batch of crudely drawn entertainment. Yes, yes…this is only one comic after oh so many weeks of StrokeCitylessness. I understand we have the credibility of a distant cousin you pray brings you bail money for the drug charges you’re being held for on account of possessing the drugs we ourselves gave you, but sit tight, our wired amigos (yes, we’re a Hispanic family. Don’t look so surprised!). We’ll deliver yet another quick fix, and I ain’t talking the chocolate-milk-drinkin’ bunny kind! (Wait! Can you get bail for possession? It’s been so long, I can hardly remember!)
As for actual City news, a lot has happened. But none of that concerns you. We’ve been on suspended hiatus, but since our online comicing license has yet to be revoked we’re returning to medium-rare time. The last comic (from what…December?) was meant to be part of a 3 comic story arc, but I got bored. Now, refreshed from a month-long work-a-thon, I bring you some random ideas I thought up in the shower. Ah, the shower! Such a warm and comforting environment, though not quite paper-friendly.
Hopefully the coming months will bring you a variety of comic content, including some longer stories. I’ve got a series planned that I haven’t even told old ReD about, but since no one can count on me for jack squat in terms of reliability, why get his hopes up, right?
Does it seem like I use too many commas?
Anyways, the room is spinning and I haven’t even been drinking, so I think it’s time for bed. Got kids to work with in the morning, you know.
Oh, by the way, I have this great drinking story to tell you! Don’t let me forget!
Have a good day all you kiddos! This weekend might provide some booze-fueled jam sessions of the musical nature. Wouldn’t that be cool?
Later BABY!
-J, WIZZLE
(By the way, has anybody tried this Tostitos Salsa con Queso dip? It’s freakin amazing! Yes, it’s basically artificial nacho cheese goo, but man…I do still love to dip my Scoops in it! I was gonna go for the store brand that was cheaper, but once you try the real thing, you’ll know where that extra 50 cents is going! Right to Flavor Town and it’s taking you with it! But you’d better bring a gun. Crazy shit goes down in that Flavor Town…)
Toilet Humor
Hey Kids!Man, we haven’t updated in so long that the “Comics” folder in My Documents actually has dust on it! Oh wait…that’s just porn site related viral glitching.
It must be Easter Monday because we’re back with another sporadic batch of crudely drawn entertainment. Yes, yes…this is only one comic after oh so many weeks of StrokeCitylessness. I understand we have the credibility of a distant cousin you pray brings you bail money for the drug charges you’re being held for on account of possessing the drugs we ourselves gave you, but sit tight, our wired amigos (yes, we’re a Hispanic family. Don’t look so surprised!). We’ll deliver yet another quick fix, and I ain’t talking the chocolate-milk-drinkin’ bunny kind! (Wait! Can you get bail for possession? It’s been so long, I can hardly remember!)
As for actual City news, a lot has happened. But none of that concerns you. We’ve been on suspended hiatus, but since our online comicing license has yet to be revoked we’re returning to medium-rare time. The last comic (from what…December?) was meant to be part of a 3 comic story arc, but I got bored. Now, refreshed from a month-long work-a-thon, I bring you some random ideas I thought up in the shower. Ah, the shower! Such a warm and comforting environment, though not quite paper-friendly.
Hopefully the coming months will bring you a variety of comic content, including some longer stories. I’ve got a series planned that I haven’t even told old ReD about, but since no one can count on me for jack squat in terms of reliability, why get his hopes up, right?
Does it seem like I use too many commas?
Anyways, the room is spinning and I haven’t even been drinking, so I think it’s time for bed. Got kids to work with in the morning, you know.
Oh, by the way, I have this great drinking story to tell you! Don’t let me forget!
Have a good day all you kiddos! This weekend might provide some booze-fueled jam sessions of the musical nature. Wouldn’t that be cool?
Later BABY!
-J, WIZZLE
(By the way, has anybody tried this Tostitos Salsa con Queso dip? It’s freakin amazing! Yes, it’s basically artificial nacho cheese goo, but man…I do still love to dip my Scoops in it! I was gonna go for the store brand that was cheaper, but once you try the real thing, you’ll know where that extra 50 cents is going! Right to Flavor Town and it’s taking you with it! But you’d better bring a gun. Crazy shit goes down in that Flavor Town…)
