And the blame goes to...

So, I'm sitting here trying to draw a comic when I hear the neighbor's little girls playing in their backyard. They're rattling off phrases like, "Oh, my Gawd," "Work it girl," and "Whatever!" I hope I don't need to explain why this is such a depressing thing. They don't talk like this all the time, so they're obviously not stupid, but I fear that after a few more years of social conditioning via the mass media and a lack of intervention from their parents, these girls will indeed grow up to be morons.

Another issue: Girls, are you out there all wearing deodorant? I'm all for equality and don't mean this an any sorta gender-biased way. I believe in cleanliness and good hygiene for both sexes, and even for transgender folk as well. But twice now I've been sitting in class next to some girl, and suddenly the stench of body odor wafts by (at first I thought it might be me, but nope, I just smell like Axe Phoenix). However, once these girls get up and leave the smell is gone, so I'm pretty sure it's them. The first time it happened, I thought it was just the one girl. Now, a second one has appeared in a different class on a different day with a similar odor-based affliction. What gives, Girlies?

Aw, Christ-mas! Now one of those neighbor girls is uttering, "Oh yeah, baby! Give it to me!" I really really hope they're just playing Christmas or Birthday or reenacting some other wholesome, traditional event that involves presents.

Sometimes I really hate this culture of ours.

-WJ

(We're supposed to put a comic up soon if only Redfield would come online and write one with me. He's supposed to go in for an opperation tomorrow, so I guess we should cut him some slack, but honestly, how many excuses has that guy got?)

Posted by Whiskey Johnson on Monday, September 17, 2007 at 5:57 PM
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I just wanna say that the only time I'm not wearing deoderant is when I forget it... which thankfully isn't very often.

I ride the bus with a thousand kids and the worst part is always some smelly guy. UGH!

Posted by  Kerrifica | September 19, 2007 3:55 PM  

Paris is a horrible influence on the little ones.

Posted by  MisterLo | September 21, 2007 3:20 PM  

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