City News entry for Saturday, December 23rd, 2006
Second, I dunno where I’m going with this. Double D and I had a plan, but we abandoned it long ago. I was left to fend for myself while ReDfielD played poker. See what happens when I am left total control of the helm? I steer the entire cruise ship into a gigantic hole of mystery with no visible end in sight. This is about as far as the ship itself will take us, since it’s filled with super buoyant gelatin, so let us dawn our diving helmets and plummet deeper, hand and hand, with our breathing apparatuses placed seductively in our mouths. Wait, you have a real one? I just got this Duck one I found in the kiddy pools section of target. Half of it is a cardboard tube from an empty paper towel roll.
Okay, I’ll confess. I’m not really focused while I write this, either. I’m listening to them having poker playing fun and all I can think about is running out there, getting drunk, and losing my precious $5 in laundry money. The week after always stinks if I lose Friday poker. Shit, I’m doing it again.
Anyways, you kids have fun, we’ll try to bring this comic back under control. However, look for some new stories and characters within the next 2-4 weeks. This comic was just an excuse to introduce “Cactus Dad”. Now that he’s here, sit back, relax, and take some time to enjoy his prickly glory. I think we’re gonna have fun playing together!
NITE KIDS! Wish me luck! Whiskey needs to win big so he can buy his sister a black bathroom rug for xmas!!!
-Whiskers McJohnson
Give It To Me Straight, Giant Pickle
First off, let me apologize. If you’re having trouble following what’s going on in the comic…you’re probably not alone. There’s at least 2 other people reading this thing and I doubt they have any better idea about what they’re seeing than you do.Second, I dunno where I’m going with this. Double D and I had a plan, but we abandoned it long ago. I was left to fend for myself while ReDfielD played poker. See what happens when I am left total control of the helm? I steer the entire cruise ship into a gigantic hole of mystery with no visible end in sight. This is about as far as the ship itself will take us, since it’s filled with super buoyant gelatin, so let us dawn our diving helmets and plummet deeper, hand and hand, with our breathing apparatuses placed seductively in our mouths. Wait, you have a real one? I just got this Duck one I found in the kiddy pools section of target. Half of it is a cardboard tube from an empty paper towel roll.
Okay, I’ll confess. I’m not really focused while I write this, either. I’m listening to them having poker playing fun and all I can think about is running out there, getting drunk, and losing my precious $5 in laundry money. The week after always stinks if I lose Friday poker. Shit, I’m doing it again.
Anyways, you kids have fun, we’ll try to bring this comic back under control. However, look for some new stories and characters within the next 2-4 weeks. This comic was just an excuse to introduce “Cactus Dad”. Now that he’s here, sit back, relax, and take some time to enjoy his prickly glory. I think we’re gonna have fun playing together!
NITE KIDS! Wish me luck! Whiskey needs to win big so he can buy his sister a black bathroom rug for xmas!!!
-Whiskers McJohnson
City News entry for Friday, December 1st, 2006
Me: Me? I dunno. Try and update more?
Other Me: Not good enough!
Me: What?
OM: You gotta try harder! You gotta commit!
Me: No, no, I hate commitment! Even this website is an affront to my lifestyle!
OM: Oh really? What about your “Free and Sloppy” policy? How does this website fit into that?
Me: The policy speaks for itself!
OM: Well, an update every once in a while would probably make it more clear.
Me: That is against the policy!
OM: Then why use borders in your comics? Why not go all shitty like the first few comics you did?
Me: You shut your Godamn mouth!
OM: But I’m just your inner voice! At least I’ve stopped telling you to rob liquor stores!
Me: You’ve got a point!
OM: No, YOU’VE got a point!
Me: Thanks, buddy! You know, you’re not such a bad looking guy!
OM: Really?
Me: No. You’re fat. And your beard is like a billion different colors.
OM:…That’s it, I’m gonna drink until you shut up.
Me: No, wait…wait!
OM: Here’s to adding more content, you lazy ass! (gulps down whiskey shot)
Holy shiz, did I just get beat by my Other? If HE is drinking, then who is driving? Wait, are there three of us here? (counts on fingers: me, other me…narrator?) Oh man…somebody get ReDfielD…I think I’ve got a problem…In the meantime, you kids be good and enjoy these comics! Who knows when I’ll get back to posting or which “I” it will be.
Night folks!
-The Whiskey Johnsons
(By the way, thanks for the positive feedback from you kids! We appreciate it and will do our best to continue improving)
Contestable
Man, why is updating becoming such a pain? It’s not like it’s that hard on my end, but I never seem to have time for it. I hate when almost whole weeks go by without an update, but what ya gonna do? Well, not you guys…Me…what am I going to do?Me: Me? I dunno. Try and update more?
Other Me: Not good enough!
Me: What?
OM: You gotta try harder! You gotta commit!
Me: No, no, I hate commitment! Even this website is an affront to my lifestyle!
OM: Oh really? What about your “Free and Sloppy” policy? How does this website fit into that?
Me: The policy speaks for itself!
OM: Well, an update every once in a while would probably make it more clear.
Me: That is against the policy!
OM: Then why use borders in your comics? Why not go all shitty like the first few comics you did?
Me: You shut your Godamn mouth!
OM: But I’m just your inner voice! At least I’ve stopped telling you to rob liquor stores!
Me: You’ve got a point!
OM: No, YOU’VE got a point!
Me: Thanks, buddy! You know, you’re not such a bad looking guy!
OM: Really?
Me: No. You’re fat. And your beard is like a billion different colors.
OM:…That’s it, I’m gonna drink until you shut up.
Me: No, wait…wait!
OM: Here’s to adding more content, you lazy ass! (gulps down whiskey shot)
Holy shiz, did I just get beat by my Other? If HE is drinking, then who is driving? Wait, are there three of us here? (counts on fingers: me, other me…narrator?) Oh man…somebody get ReDfielD…I think I’ve got a problem…In the meantime, you kids be good and enjoy these comics! Who knows when I’ll get back to posting or which “I” it will be.
Night folks!
-The Whiskey Johnsons
(By the way, thanks for the positive feedback from you kids! We appreciate it and will do our best to continue improving)
