City News entry for Wednesday, August 30th, 2006
We have big plans for the City, but like certified contractors, our estimates for various project completions are ridiculously unreasonable and we are currently over-budget since our budget is essentially zero.
Look forward to continuing adventures, more alcohol-infused downtime and maybe some sparse use of colors. Trippy.
Until next time, Barflies!
-Whiskey J
Screaming Only Frightens Them
Man, I gotta get this post up before Redfield takes a shower! That’s right, we have a company shower. If you’re ever in the neighborhood you could potentially use it. Please don’t. It is gross enough already from excessive traffic.We have big plans for the City, but like certified contractors, our estimates for various project completions are ridiculously unreasonable and we are currently over-budget since our budget is essentially zero.
Look forward to continuing adventures, more alcohol-infused downtime and maybe some sparse use of colors. Trippy.
Until next time, Barflies!
-Whiskey J
City News entry for Monday, August 28th, 2006
In comic news, we’ll be trying out some new things in order to Stellarize our groove. I suppose we’ll have to lose it and get it back, but that’s a long ways off. Look forward to some experimenting and possibly some more-than-half-assed content! It’s like a basement where Redfield and I can get drunk and act stupid and you’re welcome to come down and play our pinball machine.
Wish Redfield a safe return! He’s already late and we’ve got 51 minutes ‘til g0 TiMe!
(With a raise of my new Dave and Busters Double Shot) Cheers!
-Whiskey J
His Worst Fear
So we’d only been up a day or two and we already got visitors from Japan and Canada! Yay, StrokeCity has gone international! Maybe we can start a sister city comic dealie sometime. As for Japan and Canada, thank you! I’ll drink a shot for both of ya! And for America? I’d be dead if I took a shot for all you guys. Maybe I can swing one on my way to work or something.In comic news, we’ll be trying out some new things in order to Stellarize our groove. I suppose we’ll have to lose it and get it back, but that’s a long ways off. Look forward to some experimenting and possibly some more-than-half-assed content! It’s like a basement where Redfield and I can get drunk and act stupid and you’re welcome to come down and play our pinball machine.
Wish Redfield a safe return! He’s already late and we’ve got 51 minutes ‘til g0 TiMe!
(With a raise of my new Dave and Busters Double Shot) Cheers!
-Whiskey J
City News entry for Friday, September 1st, 2006
Here we are on the eve of creation and I don't know what to wear. In what will soon be known as typical Stroke City fashion, Redfield and I are rushing to get the strip up last minute before he leaves on a several-day-long trip. I’ll be around, but what the heck do I know about anything? I draw comics for goodness sake. We couldn’t ask for a better opening night!
As officials of Stroke City, we will do our best to deliver your City news on time and to the best of our abilities. We only ask that you treat us as you would any other official. A bit of leniency here, some free muffins there, maybe a GayPride Parade every now and then? Scratch that stuff. Just be around when you feel like it. Take our bus tour. See the sites. Should you need any information, we’ll be working our desks 9pm-5am every day.
With an oddly genuine smile, we declare Stroke City open! (Snips red tape with giant novelty scissors) Enjoy! And bring commerce!
Drunk and Disorderly yours,
-Whiskey J
Hi! Redfield speaking. I'm super stoked you could make it to our site. I know, I know, it isn't completely funtional (yet) but Whiskey and I were chomping at the bit to initiate Stroke City's unveiling sequence. Most importantly, the comics are up so please check them out.
Like WJ said, we'll do our best to have the site updated every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday...but you know ol' Whiskey. Actually, you probably don't. But you will. And let me tell you something: Laaaaaayyyy-zeeeee. But generally gifted and funny so your end should be entertaining.
Have fun!
- Redfield
Martyred For Funny
Hey Peeps,Here we are on the eve of creation and I don't know what to wear. In what will soon be known as typical Stroke City fashion, Redfield and I are rushing to get the strip up last minute before he leaves on a several-day-long trip. I’ll be around, but what the heck do I know about anything? I draw comics for goodness sake. We couldn’t ask for a better opening night!
As officials of Stroke City, we will do our best to deliver your City news on time and to the best of our abilities. We only ask that you treat us as you would any other official. A bit of leniency here, some free muffins there, maybe a GayPride Parade every now and then? Scratch that stuff. Just be around when you feel like it. Take our bus tour. See the sites. Should you need any information, we’ll be working our desks 9pm-5am every day.
With an oddly genuine smile, we declare Stroke City open! (Snips red tape with giant novelty scissors) Enjoy! And bring commerce!
Drunk and Disorderly yours,
-Whiskey J
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Like WJ said, we'll do our best to have the site updated every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday...but you know ol' Whiskey. Actually, you probably don't. But you will. And let me tell you something: Laaaaaayyyy-zeeeee. But generally gifted and funny so your end should be entertaining.
Have fun!
- Redfield
